The Spazmatics Bios


	GEOFFREY

Geoffrey, the bass player for The Spazmatics, is the keeper of The Force and all things Jedi - his light
saber (and lunch) are always in his official Star Wars backpack. Geoffrey is known for his ability to
bust a move and reenact any scene from any Star Wars movie. Among his many medical conditions are
asthma, non-descended testes (hence his high voice), and a vestigial soft spot on his head. His Mom has
instilled a deep concern for safety in Geoffrey and makes him wear a state of the art helmet to protect
him and his soft spot from potential hazards.